Inter Milan v. Messina

OK, my Dorky friend.

It was a match between Inter Milan and Messina.

Elle is Messina's keeper. They scored off him five times. You could see that he was just about ready to rip somebody's head off, if only he could catch one of them!

Still don't know the date of the game, but I presume within the last month.

I know what I said...

When you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everybody is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you, you should really ask yourself, "Am I TOO sexy?"

*snert*

Gacked from an e-mail from Carmen.

Heh. Guns don't kill people...

So, I just menaced Matt with my huge stapler. I crashed into him as we came around the corner near the photocopier. I waved my stapler at him, and he said he would file assault charges. *snert*

Matt used to be a colonel (or possibly lt. colonel) in the Marines. Matt goes down to NRA headquarters (a couple of miles from here) periodically to use their firing range and fire off a couple hundred rounds with his pistol.

I suggested he tell his friends down at the range, Guns don't kill people, staplers kill people.

I crack me up.

Avast yer lookin' at me. I know I said I was going to be good. And I am! Being good.

Loser

OK. Are the lyrics in Loser actually making references that I just don't get cause I'm out of it? Or is it just a bunch of nonsense that communicates the mood and sounds cool and "means" whatever it says?