Heh. Guns don't kill people...
Dec. 30th, 2004 10:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
muck_a_luckSo, I just menaced Matt with my huge stapler. I crashed into him as we came around the corner near the photocopier. I waved my stapler at him, and he said he would file assault charges. *snert*
Matt used to be a colonel (or possibly lt. colonel) in the Marines. Matt goes down to NRA headquarters (a couple of miles from here) periodically to use their firing range and fire off a couple hundred rounds with his pistol.
I suggested he tell his friends down at the range, Guns don't kill people, staplers kill people.
I crack me up.
Avast yer lookin' at me. I know I said I was going to be good. And I am! Being good.
Matt used to be a colonel (or possibly lt. colonel) in the Marines. Matt goes down to NRA headquarters (a couple of miles from here) periodically to use their firing range and fire off a couple hundred rounds with his pistol.
I suggested he tell his friends down at the range, Guns don't kill people, staplers kill people.
I crack me up.
Avast yer lookin' at me. I know I said I was going to be good. And I am! Being good.
