I bet you don't laugh...
Dec. 21st, 2011 06:03 amA chemist, a physicist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island with a bunch of canned food, but no can opener.
The chemist suggests they put the cans in a hot fire and wait for them to explode.
The physicist says, No, no, that will be very messy and dangerous! Let's just find a couple of large rocks. We can lift the larger one with this system of pulleys and drop it on the can resting on the smaller one.
The economist shakes his head. He says, Really, you are making this much too complicated. Suppose we had a can opener...
Here's me smiling and chuckling, even though I have told this joke, like 200 times. No one else ever laughs.
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alpha_strike's joke about God being a civil engineer.
The chemist suggests they put the cans in a hot fire and wait for them to explode.
The physicist says, No, no, that will be very messy and dangerous! Let's just find a couple of large rocks. We can lift the larger one with this system of pulleys and drop it on the can resting on the smaller one.
The economist shakes his head. He says, Really, you are making this much too complicated. Suppose we had a can opener...
Here's me smiling and chuckling, even though I have told this joke, like 200 times. No one else ever laughs.
I also am a big fan of
alpha_strike's joke about God being a civil engineer.
