Help!

I was just having so much trouble on the phone with a Russian client that I actually attempted to speak Russian to her. Am now going to hide in shame under my desk. I will not be out for a very long time. Ochen daleko.

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Gacked from dear, dear Fraternal Unit, who may be a new Daddy already... This is so funny!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


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Please don't hit me! *snortle*

Apropos of nothing

...except that it's pretty and I thought I would share the joy.

Gacked from an e-mail from Carmen, ages ago...

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Yay!

I have a new niece! Congratulations, Fraternal Unit and Co! :)

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Uisgich lies like a dog on a rug.

*moment of realization*

Or perhaps is not talking to me due to my recently discovered fling with another woman?!!!

UPDATE: Apparently, dinner guests and husband with back out ("...done hi back in..." *sniggers*) and going to bed high on night nurse and vodka. *sniggers more*

My kitchen has a black hole

Where have all my quarter cup measures gone? It is just the weirdest thing!

However, just found my salad spinner. Right where I left it. Doh!

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OK. That was upsetting. There is something going on in my dishwasher that sounds so much like a mewling cat that I actually opened the machine to check, despite the fact that our one and only kitty is happily curled up like a little cat cushion on the big arm chair. V. disturbing sound.