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Gacked from dear, dear Fraternal Unit, who may be a new Daddy already... This is so funny!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




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1. > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way. <


2. > Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This tests your ability think through the repercussions of your previous actions. <

3. > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. <

4. > You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. <


Please don't hit me! *snortle*