I bet you don't laugh...
Dec. 21st, 2011 06:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
muck_a_luckA chemist, a physicist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island with a bunch of canned food, but no can opener.
The chemist suggests they put the cans in a hot fire and wait for them to explode.
The physicist says, No, no, that will be very messy and dangerous! Let's just find a couple of large rocks. We can lift the larger one with this system of pulleys and drop it on the can resting on the smaller one.
The economist shakes his head. He says, Really, you are making this much too complicated. Suppose we had a can opener...
Here's me smiling and chuckling, even though I have told this joke, like 200 times. No one else ever laughs.
I also am a big fan ofalpha_strike's joke about God being a civil engineer.
The chemist suggests they put the cans in a hot fire and wait for them to explode.
The physicist says, No, no, that will be very messy and dangerous! Let's just find a couple of large rocks. We can lift the larger one with this system of pulleys and drop it on the can resting on the smaller one.
The economist shakes his head. He says, Really, you are making this much too complicated. Suppose we had a can opener...
Here's me smiling and chuckling, even though I have told this joke, like 200 times. No one else ever laughs.
I also am a big fan of
alpha_strike's joke about God being a civil engineer.
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Date: 2011-12-21 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-21 04:48 pm (UTC)ETA: Told it to sister and she also laughed! And then said she had an economist joke. (Really a statistician joke.)
An ecologist, an economist and a statistician are in the forest bow hunting, and they see a buck. The ecologist fires an arrow and it misses 20 feet to the left. The economist fies and misses 20 feet to the right. The statistician says, "Got 'im!"
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Date: 2011-12-21 05:17 pm (UTC)A biologist, a minister, and a federal employee are in a bar. The biologist says, "The human body was obviously created by millions of years of evolution. The study of DNA of humans and animals proves this." The minister says, "Absolutely not. Humans were obviously designed by God. There's no other way the miracle of the body, of life, could have occurred." The federal employee says, "You're both wrong. Humans were obviously designed by the Army Corps of Engineers. Who else would put waste disposal right next to a major recreation area?"
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