The Barbarian got a pack of new socks at Costco on Saturday.
At the checkout, she grabbed them and stuck them in her coat. Full of giggles. So AG33 and I are grabbing them back and she's grabbing them back from the conveyor and finally she shrieked "FINE!" and let them be rung up by the clerk.
Then she grabbed them back as we were leaving, putting them back under her coat. I pointed them out to the gentleman at the door. *rolls eyes* On the way to the car she pronounced herself Shoplifting Girl. Who is a superhero. "She saves lives! AND SHE SHOPLIFTS!"
The kids got in the car, and while I was loading the stuff in the back, they decided that Shoplifting Girl was the sidekick of Theft Lady...
At the checkout, she grabbed them and stuck them in her coat. Full of giggles. So AG33 and I are grabbing them back and she's grabbing them back from the conveyor and finally she shrieked "FINE!" and let them be rung up by the clerk.
Then she grabbed them back as we were leaving, putting them back under her coat. I pointed them out to the gentleman at the door. *rolls eyes* On the way to the car she pronounced herself Shoplifting Girl. Who is a superhero. "She saves lives! AND SHE SHOPLIFTS!"
The kids got in the car, and while I was loading the stuff in the back, they decided that Shoplifting Girl was the sidekick of Theft Lady...