muck_a_luck

CK: The person I was talking to was talking about how body pickup is free if you live near there, and how when he thinks he's ABOUT to die, he's going to get someone to rush him over to Tennessee! :D Which sounds pretty hilarious to me! *gasps* I'm dying! I have to get to Tennessee! Hurry! *chokes*

CJ: Sounds like a good basis for a country western song! Quick! Write lyrics!

CK:
They gotta plant me on the body farm,
But I ain't got the plane fare for my body,
And UPS wont' ship me!
Hurry!
I gotta get to Tennessee!

CJ:
Chorus:
Ohhhhhhh, I got
to rot
where it's humid and hot!
Tennessee
Take my bodyyyyyyyyy!

[Then it was established that Uisgich was our backup dancer]

CK: She needs a dance that illustrates the urgency of getting that body to Tennessee! :D

CJ: Step, Step, Cough, Hack, Spin and DIP! And struggle to get up.