Attempting to up my crazy factor.

[muck_a_luck]

OK. Maybe I'm going crazy.

But anyway, it is an amusing crazy so I will share.

I'm sure nobody remembers a post I made a couple of years ago about a really butch woman who I thought might be hitting on me in the grocery store - complimenting my blouse?

Well, the bell rang a while ago, and I went out. Alex was already there, talking to the person, and I was waiting to see if it was something for the lawyers, so I could carry the message back. It's this really butch woman, I SWEAR the same woman from the grocery store, who looks up and sees me and says, "HEL-lo!" very Joey from Friends. Or Dean, maybe.

Alex let me know it was his client and I just came back to my desk.

*eyes the universe*

Oh! And also, I have made myself afraid of my desk. Whenever I get near it I'm worried I will catch on fire. This is because I have been having a candle burning on my desk, and when it is burning, I'm worried I will reach across it and catch my sleeve on fire, or put paper too near it, or maybe let my hair fall into it, as I lean over toward my inbox...

So now I'm afraid my desk will catch me on fire. Even when I've put the candle out.

So. Workin' on the crazy today!