It had better have been a spider

[muck_a_luck]

I just found the tiniest spider on me.

I've never seen a spider that tiny.

Now I'm all itchy.

If that "tiny spider" turns out to have been a louse, there will be no end to the whining.

None.

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[zats_clear]

6:20am...I am guessing you are home. I have one word for you

Exterminator!

[muck_a_luck]

Well, yes, I was home at the time. But if they are "guests," I assume they are travelling with me. Haven't seen anything else, though, so. Yes. Possibly time for spider exterminator. Though as I may have mentioned, *I* have become the spider exterminator. *wields tissues dangerously* *and shoe for the occassional spider exceeding .5 inches*

[zats_clear]

at soccer practice on Wednesday, Thing Two was watching as a leggy outdoor spider slowly progressed thru the grass. Then, w/o warning, he took his soccer ball and smashed the shit out of it repeatedly.

Would you like his assistance?

[muck_a_luck]

I will take him on as a suitable apprentice. :D