Why yes, I do work for a lawyer

[muck_a_luck]

Jackass.

Guy is leaving waiting area to go to restroom. There is no receptionist or anything in our waiting area. There isn't even another random person waiting right now.

Guy says, "Is it safe to leave stuff here." Indicating his computer bag.

I say, "Well, there's no one to keep an eye on it. It's a pretty safe building, but I wouldn't want to take responsibility..."

Guy says, "You must work for a lawyer."

Dude. Do whatever the fuck you want with your computer bag. See if I give a shit.

See. No sense of humor whatsoever.

Doc says my problems are probably being caused by shifts in my hormones as I approach 40. Perhaps I should get some kind of medical alert... crown ... or something.

"I'm a little homonal. Watch your damned mouth."

Or something.

Comments

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

"I'm a little hormonal. Watch your damned mouth."

*laughs with NOT AT you*

yeah, those damned hormones, esp post baby and nursing, are such a PITA. PMS drops by Herb Pharm (avail at Whole Foods, can be ordered easily as they carry the brand) can help, as can acupuncture. I do not care for western medicines' solutions to that little problem tho, which always seem to involve adding MORE hormones.

A sign, however...now there's a thought. Let's see if we can think of some appropriate signage!

GIP in honor of your mood(s)

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Maybe a t-shirt. Menopause -10 and counting. Or something. :D

[emeraldsword.livejournal.com]

no, see, I never find comments about my job funny, either. You don't mind the first time, but the fifteen millionth time, it's just *blank face*

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

:D I've been thinking about this about myself. I'm not *actually* a lawyer, but I take massive offense at lawyer jokes and insults. I think it might be more the thing where you get defensive of people you love. Practically every person in my life is either a lawer or family of a lawyer or employed by a lawyer, and I don't know any morally bad lawyers. So it's literally someone attacking my husband, or my fantastic boss, or the nice guys at the office. It makes me want to slap down the meanies who say the mean things. Heh. Like these guys need defending by anybody. Because while they're great guys, another thing about lawyers, they are mostly no shrinking violets.

[kalliopeia.livejournal.com]

Doc says my problems are probably being caused by shifts in my hormones as I approach 40. Perhaps I should get some kind of medical alert... crown ... or something.

Oh my God. Is that why I want to kill everyone in the world every other day? I just thought it was because the world is full of assholes.

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

*snickers* I think the world *is* full of assholes. I think that our hormones decide how sensitive we are to their existance! :D Or possibly how successfully we can coexist with them! :D

[alpha-strike.livejournal.com]

Next time you'll know to answer the way I do: "Well, I steal computers..."

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

:D

They guy was there for a mediation. He had offered $2000. Retired judge mediator guy made him pay $14,000 later in the morning. So. Lawyers. What can you do?

[alpha-strike.livejournal.com]

Lawyers. Um. You can listen to them and take their advice, or you can take the advice given by Dick in Henry VI Act iv Scene ii: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." I don't think there's anything in between.

Depending on the outcome of a certain case, I may want to kiss one.