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Wachovia person: [greeting blah blah]
ME: Hey. My boss sent a subpoena duces tecum to you...
Wachovia person (interrupting): Don't call him your Boss. Does he have a name? Also, you need the subpeona department.

She gave me a number and I had been on hold for a really long time and desparately needed to pee, but I should have asked for her supervisor on the spot. She couldn't even help me. WTF did she care what my boss' name was?!

So I call the number

Wachovia person: [greeting blah blah]
ME: Hey. We sent you a subpoena duces tecum...
Wachovia person (interrupting): Who are you?
ME [in pissed off voice]: My name is [full name]. I am a paralegal for an attorney named [Boss full name] and we sent a subpoena duces tecum to which we have not received a response and we'd like to know if you have any intention of responding!!!!

WTF Wachovia? Am I supposed to call and start talking like a robot: This is CK and I am calling about Fairfax Civil Case Number Caption and the attorney is Boss and you have not responded and the due date on teh subpoena was yesterday and what is your response?

Give me a break.

Also, in dumb client news: Big pile of two sided copies of bank statements. Completely out of order. The two sides of the pages aren't even related to each other. *sigh* Gonna go separte the pages at teh copier then put them in order manually.