Oh, don't get me started

[muck_a_luck]

So, I was just getting my Mt. Dew from the fridge and the new person working for the accountants saw me and said, OMG! Mt. Dew is so bad for you?

And I laughed and said, "Why?"

And she said, it's got formaldehyde in it!

I said, no way, that has to be an urban legend. She was SO confident that it was true.

So I went and looked it up. No. It is not true. Nor does Mt. Dew shrink your penis. Assuming you have one.

Love,
CK

PS: This poor woman who hardly knows me got a HUGE lecture from me about spreading stupid urban legends as true stories. She now thinks I am completely insane. *rolls eyes*

Comments

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Well, you ARE insane, but not from the Dew. Also, I have it on good authority that your penis is practically non-existent.

[charlietudor.livejournal.com]

Cripes. Stuff like that happens to me All. The. Time. Coca-Cola has more urban legends attached to it than Mt Dew, and people are always ever so happy to share them.

What bugs me is when one of the Deans sends around an urban legend email marked *URGENT*. *scream*

Something for everyone at LJ

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

I believe this group is for you
mountain_dew
or perhaps
mountaindewfans

Re: Something for everyone at LJ

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

What she really needs is an [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] community. *nod*

Re: Something for everyone at LJ

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

OH NO WAY. I totally made up that LJ name. Click on it, though!

*wails*

Re: Something for everyone at LJ

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

OH! I was going to say! You have to click the link!!! :D

Re: Something for everyone at LJ

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

What about Pee_Time? :D

Re: Something for everyone at LJ

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Do it! That would be a fantastic community. We can all post when we pee!

Because we haven't wasted NEARLY enough of the internet yet, right?

[alpha-strike.livejournal.com]

You should share these
with the new person. They'll believe them all.

And you are insane. Totally.

It's not Formeldyhyde, it's Strychnine--

[azramoon.livejournal.com]

what a nitwit. Someone with an education should check her facts before spewing mis-truths. But, for non-science types, I suppose it's easy to mix up poisons.

The fact is Mt. Dew has trace amounts of Strychnine. And, Strychnine is really bad--it's what they put in rat poison. So, people, check your facts before you put them on the internet--because people take this stuff to heart and kids use it as a reference to write their term papers.