Thoughts for the day

[muck_a_luck]

A couple of things that suited my mood this morning. Possibly more signs of depression, as I thought I was in a good mood. *rolls eyes*

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.



Some people are like "slinkies". They're not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Perhaps I should put that last one in my e-mail signature...

Comments

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I liked.... "You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape."

[alpha-strike.livejournal.com]

Only some people? I think the first word of that sentence is unnecessary. And that sentiment doesn't mean you're depressed. It only means that you're cynical (if you ask most people) or a realist (If you ask me).

Remember, there is no problem that can't be solved with suitable quantities of high explosive.