Bite me

[muck_a_luck]

You know what? You called me. You implied you had a simple issue. Then as you prattled to me on the phone, you revealed that it was more and more and more complicated, each problem peeling back to reveal a new layer of questinos. You want a lawyer to help you. How the #*($&@ to you expect him to help you if you aren't willing to actually TELL HIM THE WHOLE STORY?!

I'm tempted to just tell the guy to go fuck himself. But I will relay the message. That is the Boss' job. Telling potential clients to go fuck themselves.

PS: Do not use the words "The way this works..." with me. It's a really bad idea to piss off the person who runs the entire office and answers the phone.

PPS: My reaction to this obnoxious caller suggests that we may be entering the hormonal time. Perhaps I should have given him a heads up.

PPPS: Though when I said, through gritted teeth, "I have been doing this for five years, I know how this works," should have clued him in to quit dicking around.

Comments

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

People who talk down to me like that on the job I tend to imagine having things fall on them, or tripping in the bathroom, just so I can tolerate them long enough to get rid of them.

[alpha-strike.livejournal.com]

The way it works is you go to a great college to learn an exciting new career as a paralegal in as little as seven months! You'll assist attorneys, help clients with legal problems, perform vital research, or even be part of the criminal justice system! Call now! We can even arrange financial assistance!

I looked at your resume. I didn't see any of the colleges advertised here listed. You only went to a public university that just anyone can get into. I'll bet the problem was really simple, but since you didn't go to one of the terrific schools advertised during "Judge Alex" you didn't understand it.

*Ducks*

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Дурак!

:p

You better duck!

[alpha-strike.livejournal.com]

Дурак?
Я не тупоумн. Я сынком суки.