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"Ten more seconds, and I'm leaving!"

"What?"

"I said, 'Ten more seconds, and I'm leaving!'"

"Oh."

"Wait a minute! What did you think I said?!"

"I thought you said, 'Earn more sessions by sleeving!'"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

"I don't know. That's why I came back out."

Date: 2006-06-16 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Hah hah hah! My best was:

[talking about travel with a friend]

Me: I like Southwest Airlines. They serve honey-roasted peanuts.

Friend: Whaaaaaat?

Me: I said, I like Southwest Airlines. They serve honey-roasted peanuts.

Friend: Oh. I thought you said, They have honeymoons to Phoenix. And I thought, how often is she going to need that?

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