Excessive use of cell phone
Nov. 2nd, 2005 10:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
muck_a_luckThis is intended to be neither petty nor bitchy.
I went to the bathroom today.
There was a woman in another stall, doing her business, and I kid you not, talking on her cell phone. Peeing. Rattling around trying to get tissue. LOTS of tissue, I note. Or possibly the tissue ran out and she was trying to get the top roll to fall down. Chattering away to what sounded like a friend (not spouse or close relative) about Halloween and kids trick or treating.
I flushed. She flushed. I'm pretty sure Cellmate came in and flushed while she was washing her hands.
Can you imagine being the friend on the other end of that call.
OMG! She's taking a piss! There are many toilets flushing! How can I get off this call?!?!?!
Cell phones. Yet another step down the path to total failure of Western civilization.
I went to the bathroom today.
There was a woman in another stall, doing her business, and I kid you not, talking on her cell phone. Peeing. Rattling around trying to get tissue. LOTS of tissue, I note. Or possibly the tissue ran out and she was trying to get the top roll to fall down. Chattering away to what sounded like a friend (not spouse or close relative) about Halloween and kids trick or treating.
I flushed. She flushed. I'm pretty sure Cellmate came in and flushed while she was washing her hands.
Can you imagine being the friend on the other end of that call.
OMG! She's taking a piss! There are many toilets flushing! How can I get off this call?!?!?!
Cell phones. Yet another step down the path to total failure of Western civilization.
