Lyric Spam - Flight Attendant

[muck_a_luck]

There is something about this song. Can't put my finger on it, and the lyrics, now that I see them typed out, aren't really going to help me figure it out...


Flight Attendant

Artist - Josh Rouse
Album - 1972
Lyrics - Flight Attendant

When I was
A little baby
A mama's boy
No one could save me
From those kids at school

They would bully
They would tease
They would taunt me
Haunt me

'You're such a pretty boy'
'You're such a pretty boy'
'You're such a pretty boy'
'You're such a pretty boy'

Fear
I grew up so scared
The bible belt
Redneck lifestyle
One day I'll fly free

In the airplane
'Where's my seat?
Where's my champagne?'
Champagne

I'm such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boy

Heaven knows the lengths I go to please them every day
They dont even notice when I'm
Down

Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy

Hotels were closed
And the airport was clean
I was stranded alone
In my southwest dream

Hotels were closed
And the airport was clean
I was stranded alone
In my southwest dream