1 You sitting at a table with an up-turned bowl of said pasta on your head, dripping cheese sauce down your hair, and a very shocked look on your face, or
2 An animate bowl of pasta has just swiped your fork, and stabbed you in the hand with it!
Please let me know which of these scenarios is closer to the truth :)
Option one is closer to the truth. Though it wasn't as dramatic as my bowl attacking me with flatware, it was quite shocking in the moment. Luckily for me, I make a baked mac and cheese, rather than a saucy one, so no drippy mess. Lots of cracker crumbs, though.
While we are discussing fork stabbings, however, my father did (accidentally) stab a guy in the stomach with a fork during a rowdy dinner in college. To this day, I can hardly envision it.
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Date: 2004-03-02 03:01 am (UTC)1 You sitting at a table with an up-turned bowl of said pasta on your head, dripping cheese sauce down your hair, and a very shocked look on your face, or
2 An animate bowl of pasta has just swiped your fork, and stabbed you in the hand with it!
Please let me know which of these scenarios is closer to the truth :)
Mac n Cheese attack
Date: 2004-03-02 04:01 am (UTC)While we are discussing fork stabbings, however, my father did (accidentally) stab a guy in the stomach with a fork during a rowdy dinner in college. To this day, I can hardly envision it.