Steve and the Muffin

[muck_a_luck]

CK [10:34 PM]: Are you talking to the Muffin right now?
CJ [10:35 PM]: Nooooooooo, goofing with a White City chat. She's blinked on and off a lot, I suspected she was snoozing and rolling about on her laptop?
CK [10:35 PM]: LMAO!
CJ [10:36 PM]: Or having wild sex on it! Yeah, that's it.
CK [10:36 PM]: LMAO
CK [10:36 PM]: Cause my first thought was "with it..."
CK [10:36 PM]: *snickers*
CJ [10:42 PM]: *spits wine* Wench! Now I'm visualizing it.
CK [10:42 PM]: Sorry! It's what my brain did! You on board for the brainectomy now?
CJ [10:43 PM]: NO!!!!!!! *cuddles your warped brain*

Comments

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

She would have wild sex with Steve. You wouldn't believe how she practically oozes over that thing. It's her baby . . .

. . . wait, wait WAIT. Wouldn't that make wild sex with Steve like, er, incest then? Or no, because it's a computer and a different species?

Carl Urban on the desktop though. (Shakes head.)

Yes. Definitely wild (aardvark incest) sex.