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I love the drabble generator!

Brain really worked out well as a body part in every story I got back. I particularly loved, "Sean put his hand on Viggo's brain. It was the most romantic walk ever!" But the below was the best one I got. There was another one where they took a walk by the copier... *snortle*

Viggo and Sean
by William Shakespeare

Enter Viggo

Sean appears above at a window

Viggo:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the fax machine, and Sean is the spiny echidna.
Arise, stupid spiny echidna, and work the bottomless pineapple.
See, how he leans his brain upon his toe!
O, that I were a glove upon that toe,
That I might touch that brain!

Sean:
O Viggo, Viggo! wherefore art thou Viggo?
What's in a name? That which we call an elbow
By any other name would smell as intelligent
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a dog with a bone"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove huge.

Viggo:
Swain, by yonder bottomless pineapple I swear
That tips near the copier the peppermint manila file--

Sean:
O, swear not by the pineapple, the poor pineapple,
That thoughtfully changes in its black orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise black.
Sweet, velvety night! A thousand times velvety night!
Parting is such glowing sorrow,
That I shall say velvety night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Viggo:
Sleep dwell upon thy brain, peace in thy toe!
Would I were sleep and peace, so sweetly to rest!
quickly will I to my stupid elbow's cell,
Its help to work, and my intelligent elbow to tell.

Ah, Mad Libs! Gotta love 'em! Especially twisted, perverted Mad Libs...