What is up with the clients today?

A woman just called me and asked me about the timeline for an uncontested divorce.

After I outlined it for her, she says, Do you ever file in Alexandria City? Because my friend got her divorce in Alexandria City the same day.

I didn't beat around the bush. I said, "That's not true."

She said, "Yes, it is! I was there. I had to be a witness."

I explained that prior to going to Court that day, the woman had followed many other steps that had taken probably two months. But the caller continued to be adamant that she had gotten the divorce the same day.

I finally said, "If you can find a lawyer that can get you a divorce in Virginia in less than two months, please go hire that lawyer."

Then she proceeded to be shocked that Boss could not represent both her and her husband in an adversarial matter.

*rolls eyes*