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Apr. 20th, 2005
OK, Opposing Counsel! Don't fuck with me! I know all there is to know about word processing documents, and you can't stop me from doing whatever the hell I want to them. Your giant header wasn't even a challenge! Bwahahahahahahaha! I sneer at your pathetic attempt to defy me! < / insane paralegal >
UPDATE: Argh! WHY the hell did he use some other lawyer's document as the template for this BOC?! WTF?! She was using fucking small caps and lined paper and FUCK HER!
Um.
Sorry.
Just hate doing all this editing when he could have just used HIS OWN freakin' template and I wouldn't have had to do anything but hit CTRL P.
UPDATE: Argh! WHY the hell did he use some other lawyer's document as the template for this BOC?! WTF?! She was using fucking small caps and lined paper and FUCK HER!
Um.
Sorry.
Just hate doing all this editing when he could have just used HIS OWN freakin' template and I wouldn't have had to do anything but hit CTRL P.
I love the Chickasaw Mudpuppies
Apr. 20th, 2005 11:27 amLyrics to "Shannon, Love Biscuit"
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Want to do Wasp, but it's too unintelligable to do at the office. Will take much too long...
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Want to do Wasp, but it's too unintelligable to do at the office. Will take much too long...
How to get rid of the annoying neighbor
Apr. 20th, 2005 11:54 amCK: You gone to the garden yet?
Uisgich: Yep, and back in to eat fresh bread :-)
Uisgich: Yum!!
CK: I need to bake.
CK: Small Boy loves whole wheat bread, and I never buy it. Plus, it's so much better homemade.
CK: We were talking about a honey whole wheat this weekend.
Uisgich: Mmmmmmm!!!
CK: Oh, God.
CK: Go back outside.
Uisgich: I will in a little while!!
Uisgich: it's too nice a day to be inside all day
CK: And for THAT comment you can seriously bite my butt. It is GORGOUS here. And I don't even have a window so the beautiful day can torment me.
CK: >:o
Uisgich: :-D
Uisgich: I'll keep nipping in to give you a running commentary :-)
CK: No. Take honey and bread and toes and stay outside all day. I have work to do.
CK: *glares at brain*
Uisgich: *pouts* But I like to tease and torment you, and have to avoid weird neighbour occasionally!
CK: Tell weird neighbor that you're friend on the internet has been talking dirty to you and you absolutely have to have someone suck your toes *now* hurry, please, yes, yes!
CK: Bet they avoid YOU in the future!
CK: O:-)
Uisgich: Yes, my 65 year old Mrs Doubtfire neighbour would run for the hills, and then spread it around the glen via her gossip network!!
CK: Excellent!:-D
CK: Now you are gardening in peace!
CK: And maybe someone plugged into the gossip network will show up to suck your toes later. Any hot guys in the neighborhood?
Uisgich: Nope *sigh*
CK: Well, an old lady like that, who knows the reach of her network?! Be optimistic!
CK: Heh.
CK: Maybe the news will get back to the estate agent!
CK: You can become a selling point for the estate!
Uisgich: House comes with resident slut?
CK: Yes!
CK: That's it!
Uisgich: Yep, and back in to eat fresh bread :-)
Uisgich: Yum!!
CK: I need to bake.
CK: Small Boy loves whole wheat bread, and I never buy it. Plus, it's so much better homemade.
CK: We were talking about a honey whole wheat this weekend.
Uisgich: Mmmmmmm!!!
CK: Oh, God.
CK: Go back outside.
Uisgich: I will in a little while!!
Uisgich: it's too nice a day to be inside all day
CK: And for THAT comment you can seriously bite my butt. It is GORGOUS here. And I don't even have a window so the beautiful day can torment me.
CK: >:o
Uisgich: :-D
Uisgich: I'll keep nipping in to give you a running commentary :-)
CK: No. Take honey and bread and toes and stay outside all day. I have work to do.
CK: *glares at brain*
Uisgich: *pouts* But I like to tease and torment you, and have to avoid weird neighbour occasionally!
CK: Tell weird neighbor that you're friend on the internet has been talking dirty to you and you absolutely have to have someone suck your toes *now* hurry, please, yes, yes!
CK: Bet they avoid YOU in the future!
CK: O:-)
Uisgich: Yes, my 65 year old Mrs Doubtfire neighbour would run for the hills, and then spread it around the glen via her gossip network!!
CK: Excellent!:-D
CK: Now you are gardening in peace!
CK: And maybe someone plugged into the gossip network will show up to suck your toes later. Any hot guys in the neighborhood?
Uisgich: Nope *sigh*
CK: Well, an old lady like that, who knows the reach of her network?! Be optimistic!
CK: Heh.
CK: Maybe the news will get back to the estate agent!
CK: You can become a selling point for the estate!
Uisgich: House comes with resident slut?
CK: Yes!
CK: That's it!