How to get rid of the annoying neighbor
Apr. 20th, 2005 11:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
CK: You gone to the garden yet?
Uisgich: Yep, and back in to eat fresh bread :-)
Uisgich: Yum!!
CK: I need to bake.
CK: Small Boy loves whole wheat bread, and I never buy it. Plus, it's so much better homemade.
CK: We were talking about a honey whole wheat this weekend.
Uisgich: Mmmmmmm!!!
CK: Oh, God.
CK: Go back outside.
Uisgich: I will in a little while!!
Uisgich: it's too nice a day to be inside all day
CK: And for THAT comment you can seriously bite my butt. It is GORGOUS here. And I don't even have a window so the beautiful day can torment me.
CK: >:o
Uisgich: :-D
Uisgich: I'll keep nipping in to give you a running commentary :-)
CK: No. Take honey and bread and toes and stay outside all day. I have work to do.
CK: *glares at brain*
Uisgich: *pouts* But I like to tease and torment you, and have to avoid weird neighbour occasionally!
CK: Tell weird neighbor that you're friend on the internet has been talking dirty to you and you absolutely have to have someone suck your toes *now* hurry, please, yes, yes!
CK: Bet they avoid YOU in the future!
CK: O:-)
Uisgich: Yes, my 65 year old Mrs Doubtfire neighbour would run for the hills, and then spread it around the glen via her gossip network!!
CK: Excellent!:-D
CK: Now you are gardening in peace!
CK: And maybe someone plugged into the gossip network will show up to suck your toes later. Any hot guys in the neighborhood?
Uisgich: Nope *sigh*
CK: Well, an old lady like that, who knows the reach of her network?! Be optimistic!
CK: Heh.
CK: Maybe the news will get back to the estate agent!
CK: You can become a selling point for the estate!
Uisgich: House comes with resident slut?
CK: Yes!
CK: That's it!
Uisgich: Yep, and back in to eat fresh bread :-)
Uisgich: Yum!!
CK: I need to bake.
CK: Small Boy loves whole wheat bread, and I never buy it. Plus, it's so much better homemade.
CK: We were talking about a honey whole wheat this weekend.
Uisgich: Mmmmmmm!!!
CK: Oh, God.
CK: Go back outside.
Uisgich: I will in a little while!!
Uisgich: it's too nice a day to be inside all day
CK: And for THAT comment you can seriously bite my butt. It is GORGOUS here. And I don't even have a window so the beautiful day can torment me.
CK: >:o
Uisgich: :-D
Uisgich: I'll keep nipping in to give you a running commentary :-)
CK: No. Take honey and bread and toes and stay outside all day. I have work to do.
CK: *glares at brain*
Uisgich: *pouts* But I like to tease and torment you, and have to avoid weird neighbour occasionally!
CK: Tell weird neighbor that you're friend on the internet has been talking dirty to you and you absolutely have to have someone suck your toes *now* hurry, please, yes, yes!
CK: Bet they avoid YOU in the future!
CK: O:-)
Uisgich: Yes, my 65 year old Mrs Doubtfire neighbour would run for the hills, and then spread it around the glen via her gossip network!!
CK: Excellent!:-D
CK: Now you are gardening in peace!
CK: And maybe someone plugged into the gossip network will show up to suck your toes later. Any hot guys in the neighborhood?
Uisgich: Nope *sigh*
CK: Well, an old lady like that, who knows the reach of her network?! Be optimistic!
CK: Heh.
CK: Maybe the news will get back to the estate agent!
CK: You can become a selling point for the estate!
Uisgich: House comes with resident slut?
CK: Yes!
CK: That's it!