Friendship

[muck_a_luck]

Gacked from eks_bitsnpieces, who sent it in one of those e-mails that has been forwarded 500 times...

I would like to dedicate this to uisgich in particular, because though I have many friends to whom I would say these words, they seem to apply best to her these days.

A True Friend's Poem

Here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

My love to all! CK

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[uisgich.livejournal.com]

My own version, especially for you, honey :)

When I'm sad, you make me laugh
When I'm blue, you help me forget why
When I smile, I always let you know, and yes, it is occasionaly cause I've just got laid ;)
When I'm scared, you help give me courage
When I'm worried, you're there to hold my hand
When I'm confused, those little words come in damn handy :)
When I'm sick, you make me wear a mask while I'm typing, just in case *g*
When I fall, you help pick me up, even if you don't know it

Cause, well, I wanted you to know.

Love L