I laughed.

[muck_a_luck]

Jokes via the Cellmate:

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through the chest with a sharp knife.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a Yankee fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Yankee fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."