The Small Boy is wiser than his years

[muck_a_luck]

So the other night at dinner, my five-and-one-half-year-old son, herein to be referred to as "The Small Boy," says:

"Boys go to college
To get more knowledge.

Girls go to Jupiter...."

At which point I interrupted him and reminded him that he was sitting next to a very big girl.

Whereupon he continued his poem:

"to get more smarter."

Butchered the rhyme, but I think for a good cause...