Noooooo!

[muck_a_luck]

Someone has broken my precious, precious stapler!

Bastard!

Comments

[lucky-jack.livejournal.com]

Well, when you get it mended and identify the culprit, staple his/her head to the floor. That'll teach the swine.

Stapler violence

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. It is now fixed, and I did not gash myself with the staples that were stuck in it. (Creative and careful use of fingernails and letter opener.) It *is* a fab stapler that can do 2-30 pages. Perhaps it *can* manage a head to the floor. Though for that I should really bring in the staple gun from home...

Re: Stapler violence

[lucky-jack.livejournal.com]

You could have a whole armada of illegal staple guns imported from around the globe. UN inspectors will be sent in to inspect your arsenal.

Re: Stapler violence

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

And we haven't even begun to address the chemical and biological weapons stockpiles!

Weird old cough drops in the back of the drawer.

White out. Computer cleaning solvents. Fountain pen ink. Horrors! Envelope glue!

Re: Stapler violence

[lucky-jack.livejournal.com]

Well, if anyone knocks on your door, just don't let them in. If they do gain entry then make a run for it, grow a beard and hide in a hole in the ground. It might work for a while.