Mr. Sharpe's panties

[muck_a_luck]

Before reading this, you should know that I have rigged my work computer so that the "event sounds," you know, the little beeps and chirps your computer makes, have been replaced with sound snippets from Sharpe. (For an explanation of how to do this on your own computer, click here.) Mr. Sharpe shouts, "Chosen Men! Back to barracks!" every time there's a spelling error in my e-mail. And my e-mail finds the abbreviation of suite (Ste.), highly offensive. Now, on with our pointless story...



bagend1993: Mr. Sharpe needs to untwist his panties regarding my e-mail signature...
almostrussell: Now that would be a sight worth seeing!!!
bagend1993: Wouldn't it, though?
almostrussell: Easing the braces off this shoulders ....
bagend1993: Here we go!
almostrussell: .... pulling down his breeches.....
bagend1993: Ack! Not lacy pink panties?!
almostrussell: .... bending over slowwwwwly....
bagend1993: Hmmm. Do you think the 95th even bothered with undies?
almostrussell: ..... and finding out he didn't have any panties on anyway?
almostrussell: Stop reading my mind!!!
bagend1993: LOL!
almostrussell: .... which gives us a marvelous view of his
bagend1993: ACK!!!
almostrussell: ..... nicely shaped
almostrussell: ..... ass!!!
bagend1993: *giggles*
almostrussell: Thought that might distract you a little! I know it did me!!!

Comments

[uisgich.livejournal.com]

*giggles again*

Sorry I never got back to you.

Really needed that hour or so of madness this afternoon, really bosted my sprirts. Gonna copy most of my rant from earlier as a journal entry, as I don't want anybody to think I'm not around through choice!

*hugs and love* L