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Dancing Homestar
Also,
Stomp some peasants and burn some villages!
Not to mention... MAD LIBS! Well, Strong Libs, as it were...
The other day I was at Reston eating pizzas when out of nowhere came this strwaberry guy. I could tell he had serious John problems from the get-go. His butt was all slimey and stank like Viggo Mortensen. An elf was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of snot. I laughed my arm pit off.
Hey you! You smell like ducks! And your butt is slimey. Why don't you go to Reston and quit filing up my stuff. You make me want to sniff! You remind me of a blue chicken. Arrhrhrhr!!! You're round. Get away from me. Who invited you, anyway? Homestar sneez-er? Well, he munches, too! You guys probably learned to glare from the same paralegal. I hope you like desks. Cause you scream.
In order to be spared you must leave an apple under your butt. Only then will Fred stink you!
*insane laughter*
The Small Boy helped. We are so immature. But he is 6. I am 33.5...
Dancing Homestar
Also,
Stomp some peasants and burn some villages!
Not to mention... MAD LIBS! Well, Strong Libs, as it were...
The other day I was at Reston eating pizzas when out of nowhere came this strwaberry guy. I could tell he had serious John problems from the get-go. His butt was all slimey and stank like Viggo Mortensen. An elf was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of snot. I laughed my arm pit off.
Hey you! You smell like ducks! And your butt is slimey. Why don't you go to Reston and quit filing up my stuff. You make me want to sniff! You remind me of a blue chicken. Arrhrhrhr!!! You're round. Get away from me. Who invited you, anyway? Homestar sneez-er? Well, he munches, too! You guys probably learned to glare from the same paralegal. I hope you like desks. Cause you scream.
In order to be spared you must leave an apple under your butt. Only then will Fred stink you!
*insane laughter*
The Small Boy helped. We are so immature. But he is 6. I am 33.5...
