KILLING BABIES!!!
Feb. 19th, 2015 10:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
muck_a_luckMonday I had one of my best player-vs.-player (PvP) games ever. The format is called Control. Two teams of six compete to control three zones, basically by murdering each other and not getting murdered. I'm pretty good at Control and these days I am often number one or two on my team, and my kills to deaths ratio is usually over 1, which is actually pretty good. However, Monday, I had a game with a ratio of 3.5.
Anyway, I went back and cruised the stats for this game and discovered that the highest level players on the other team were a 26, a 14, and a 9. BABIES! WE WERE KILLING BABIES! I am a level 31. THEY HAD A LEVEL THREE ON THEIR TEAM! I was killing BABIES! Way to go, matchmaking software! I did not know you even let level 3's play! What were you thinking?! Seriously, two other people on my team had k/ds of 25 and 15. I hardly ever see a k/d over 6. That is how over matched that team of babies was. :'(
On the other hand...
...I did get that one bounty for 10 kills without dying, which I'm pretty sure is an absolute first for me, so I'm secretly making the matchmaking software a little gift basket with some wine and chocolate and maybe a little Amazon shopping spree...
Anyway, I went back and cruised the stats for this game and discovered that the highest level players on the other team were a 26, a 14, and a 9. BABIES! WE WERE KILLING BABIES! I am a level 31. THEY HAD A LEVEL THREE ON THEIR TEAM! I was killing BABIES! Way to go, matchmaking software! I did not know you even let level 3's play! What were you thinking?! Seriously, two other people on my team had k/ds of 25 and 15. I hardly ever see a k/d over 6. That is how over matched that team of babies was. :'(
On the other hand...
...I did get that one bounty for 10 kills without dying, which I'm pretty sure is an absolute first for me, so I'm secretly making the matchmaking software a little gift basket with some wine and chocolate and maybe a little Amazon shopping spree...
