I think I'm punchy...
Apr. 9th, 2012 02:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
muck_a_luckFirst: This keeps making me LOL IRL everytime I see it.
Second:
ME [reading email] : Oh my gosh! That is crazy!
NEW CELLMATE : Uh, oh. I hope everything is okay!
ME : This couple is getting a divorce. And I'm pretty sure they're younger than me. And the wife just DIED!
NEW CELLMATE : Oh, dear!
ME : No, no! Pneumonia!
NEW CELLMATE : Pneumonia, and a shotgun to the back of the head.
ME [can't stop laughing]
We keep looking at each other and giggling.
I seriously almost did not come to work today. Just not enough sleep this weekend, and I have the kids here because it is a teacher workday. But luckily, they are playing and doing crafts and watching movies and being so good I'm starting to have that it's-TOO-quiet feeling, like are they flushing my keys down the toilet or shaving Susan's dog or something? Oh, wait! Here's The Barbarian now! They have been playing army men, she says.
Second:
ME [reading email] : Oh my gosh! That is crazy!
NEW CELLMATE : Uh, oh. I hope everything is okay!
ME : This couple is getting a divorce. And I'm pretty sure they're younger than me. And the wife just DIED!
NEW CELLMATE : Oh, dear!
ME : No, no! Pneumonia!
NEW CELLMATE : Pneumonia, and a shotgun to the back of the head.
ME [can't stop laughing]
We keep looking at each other and giggling.
I seriously almost did not come to work today. Just not enough sleep this weekend, and I have the kids here because it is a teacher workday. But luckily, they are playing and doing crafts and watching movies and being so good I'm starting to have that it's-TOO-quiet feeling, like are they flushing my keys down the toilet or shaving Susan's dog or something? Oh, wait! Here's The Barbarian now! They have been playing army men, she says.
