A g-mail link

[muck_a_luck]

(3:30:51 PM) baranduin72: "Discover what martial artists and the Army don't want you to know."
(3:31:04 PM) zats clear: um
(3:31:05 PM) zats clear: ok
(3:31:07 PM) baranduin72: *click's website*
(3:31:16 PM) zats clear: that they check out guys' butts on the sly?
(3:31:35 PM) zats clear: they can kill you with just their hands?
(3:32:04 PM) zats clear: everyone loves a man in uniform???
(3:32:13 PM) zats clear: was this in your spam mail?
(3:35:19 PM) baranduin72: Ha! Google link. Under Learn to Defend Yourself, or some such.
(3:35:26 PM) baranduin72: Website is ccalled Close Combat.
(3:35:32 PM) baranduin72: Close Combat Training.
(3:35:43 PM) baranduin72: Haha! FEAR NO MAN!
(3:36:09 PM) baranduin72: Easy to Learn! Easy to Use! Unbeatable in the Street!
(3:36:14 PM) baranduin72: *snickers*
(3:37:05 PM) baranduin72: "...my students include professional assassins, international mercenaries, The U.S. & U.K. Special Forces "
(3:37:09 PM) baranduin72: *eyes him*
(3:37:27 PM) baranduin72: Without needing to be fast, strong or in shape, he promises!
(3:37:37 PM) baranduin72: Dude, who are you beating up? I thought this was Fear No Man time...
(3:40:41 PM) zats clear: lmao!
(3:43:39 PM) baranduin72: Cellmate and I think this ultimate self-defense system must be a firearm. :D
(3:43:55 PM) baranduin72: She says "If you tell me you've passed the class, I'm leaving this job!"
(3:45:46 PM) baranduin72: I said, "But I would think that would be a plus, knowing I could defend you from anybody who came in."
(3:46:08 PM) baranduin72: She says, "Not when you're hormonal! 'WHAT?! YOU BROKE THE COPIER?!?!'"