The cards tell me...

[muck_a_luck]

Psychic Legal Services, let me tell you how we can help you today.

*shakes fist at stupid callers*

Comments

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am. Could you please assist me with legal counsel? I fear I may be committing a crime next week, and I'd like to know in advance what alibi will work the best for me.

[alpha-strike.livejournal.com]

How much will this cost me? Consultations are free, right?