Open letter
Jul. 27th, 2005 02:24 pmDear Mosquito that bit me on the butt:
Thank you so much for your recent bite.
In the future, could you please choose a more civilized location, or perhaps make your bite less itchy?
With kind regards and best wishes, I remain,
Very truly yours,
CK
Thank you so much for your recent bite.
In the future, could you please choose a more civilized location, or perhaps make your bite less itchy?
With kind regards and best wishes, I remain,
Very truly yours,
CK
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Date: 2005-07-27 07:28 pm (UTC)You were tasty. And you're always saying 'bite me'. Oh, wait, no you're not. You say 'you suck'. I got confused. Sorry. Won't happen again.
Mr. Skeeter
In reply
Date: 2005-07-27 07:30 pm (UTC)I have indeed been known to say, "Bite me."
And you do suck.
Kind regards,
CK