Flowers

[muck_a_luck]

[SMALL BOY is in his jammies, in bed. Extends FEET towards MOMMY.]

Small Boy: Smell my feet!

Mommy [shoves FEET away]: No!

Small Boy: Yes! Smell my feet!

[Several iterations]

Mommy: Fine, I'll smell your feet.

[Smells FEET. Shoves FEET under covers.]

Small Boy: What do they smell like?

Mommy: Toxic waste.

Small Boy [laughing]: What does toxic waste smell like?

Mommy [thoughful]: I dunno. Flowers?

Small Boy [shocked]: Flowers?!

Later, Small Boy was heard to mutter in disbelief: "Toxic waste smells like flowers?!"