That went a weird place in my head

[muck_a_luck]

This little thread started at Bean_Daily and it has taken me to a weird place.

Yup. Sean could whisk in to save the day and I could set him to work at the photocopier. Ha! Or even before that, make him cut out the little Bates number stickers and number the pages...

Dear Mr. Bean,

I'm sorry. My brain has turned you into the perfect office slave. Do you have any availability this summer? I'll be needing a clerk.

Kind regards,
CK
Paralegal
Law Offices of ODL

OMG! I am crying now... I think I have to go wash some dishes and recover my composure. Heh. Maybe I can send him down to the dumpster with the trash and I won't have to go out in the snow...

*bangs head on desk*

Comments

I have always wanted....

[andien.livejournal.com]

a male secretary,

Dear Mr Bean,

I understand that you can audio type at 65wpm
Our busy litigation team currently has vacancy for secretary to the partner.

She says please will you wear the leather trousers

Yours sincerely
Lots of Love

etc

Re: I have always wanted....

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

You rope him in, and I'm there for a summer internship in British general practice...

Re: I have always wanted....

[andien.livejournal.com]

I think we'd employ him just to improve the % of men in the practice - poor things are very out numbered. More women than men qualifying as lawyers you see...

Re: I have always wanted....

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Well, goodness! If *that's* the reason you're hiring him on, the let me think of some other candidates... :p

Re: I have always wanted....

[andien.livejournal.com]

well if you can think of some suitable candidates....

Re: I have always wanted....

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Wonder if CF is any use at a keyboard? Guessing not. Hmmm. Maybe you could use him for process service - that type of thing.

Re: I have always wanted....

[andien.livejournal.com]

CF?
Colin Farrell - looks like he can handle himself in a fight, so he'll be OK for moving on the gypsies.

[spyderfyngers.livejournal.com]

LMAO, It'd be like that bizarre kinky film a while back with Maggie Gyllenhall, The Secretary

You're not seriously going to ask him to wear CLOTHES, are you? *g*

[spyderfyngers.livejournal.com]

PS - I'm glad my odd mind has taken to you wierd places ;)

Clothes

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Alas, there are more people than just me in the office. Can't be insisting that my newest clerk go nekkid. Prolly be sexual harassment of somebody or creating a hostile work environment or some such.

Re: Clothes

[jlw-67.livejournal.com]

Hostile work environment? Only when the women fight over the man. LOL

[ladyoftheanduin.livejournal.com]

I can't believe my little mistake turned into something so big!