Typical day at the office

One final divorce decree with a very confusing child support clause. These clauses are critical, and I'm trying very hard to make something up that won't get it kicked back with a postcard from the clerk saying "Nice try."

One name change petition and order for a minor. I always think it is hilarious when the parents have to state under oath that their 8-month-old has not been convicted of any felony. "He is not presently incarcerated or a probationer with any court." *snortle*

Rio Grand County, Texas, just called and hung up. I am suddenly concerned. *peers out the sliding door for some kind of large vehicle*