Oh, don't get me started

So, I was just getting my Mt. Dew from the fridge and the new person working for the accountants saw me and said, OMG! Mt. Dew is so bad for you?

And I laughed and said, "Why?"

And she said, it's got formaldehyde in it!

I said, no way, that has to be an urban legend. She was SO confident that it was true.

So I went and looked it up. No. It is not true. Nor does Mt. Dew shrink your penis. Assuming you have one.

Love,
CK

PS: This poor woman who hardly knows me got a HUGE lecture from me about spreading stupid urban legends as true stories. She now thinks I am completely insane. *rolls eyes*

Eheheh

NINJAS!.

By me.

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I crack me up.