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Businessman's Lunch
Aug. 2nd, 2007 09:38 amThis radio station I listen to runs an ad for Archibald's, DC's premiere gentleman's club, "For all your entertainment desires." where DC's hottest show girls serve the Businessman's Lunch. They suggest you get together a bunch of your friends and go over there.
Now, seriously, who goes in the middle of the business day with a bunch of their coworkers to be served lunch by showgirls and see some "gentlemen's" entertainment before going back to the office.
Wouldn't that be weird? Not to mention, would you really want to EAT FOOD at one of those places? I'm not being prudish. I'm trying to imagine myself having a nice steak cobb salad at DC's premiere ladies' club, where the area's most beautiful half-naked men fulfill all my entertainment desires before I go back to the office to get on with the rest of my day. And I'm just thinking ew.
Of course, for me, sex and food have never mixed. I'd rather have all the orgasms before dinner, rather than after. Maybe that's why the idea of getting all publically hot and bothered with a bunch of work acquiaintances while eating doesn't really do it for me.
Now, seriously, who goes in the middle of the business day with a bunch of their coworkers to be served lunch by showgirls and see some "gentlemen's" entertainment before going back to the office.
Wouldn't that be weird? Not to mention, would you really want to EAT FOOD at one of those places? I'm not being prudish. I'm trying to imagine myself having a nice steak cobb salad at DC's premiere ladies' club, where the area's most beautiful half-naked men fulfill all my entertainment desires before I go back to the office to get on with the rest of my day. And I'm just thinking ew.
Of course, for me, sex and food have never mixed. I'd rather have all the orgasms before dinner, rather than after. Maybe that's why the idea of getting all publically hot and bothered with a bunch of work acquiaintances while eating doesn't really do it for me.
