You know what? You called me. You implied you had a simple issue. Then as you prattled to me on the phone, you revealed that it was more and more and more complicated, each problem peeling back to reveal a new layer of questinos. You want a lawyer to help you. How the #*($&@ to you expect him to help you if you aren't willing to actually TELL HIM THE WHOLE STORY?!
I'm tempted to just tell the guy to go fuck himself. But I will relay the message. That is the Boss' job. Telling potential clients to go fuck themselves.
PS: Do not use the words "The way this works..." with me. It's a really bad idea to piss off the person who runs the entire office and answers the phone.
PPS: My reaction to this obnoxious caller suggests that we may be entering the hormonal time. Perhaps I should have given him a heads up.
PPPS: Though when I said, through gritted teeth, "I have been doing this for five years, I know how this works," should have clued him in to quit dicking around.
I'm tempted to just tell the guy to go fuck himself. But I will relay the message. That is the Boss' job. Telling potential clients to go fuck themselves.
PS: Do not use the words "The way this works..." with me. It's a really bad idea to piss off the person who runs the entire office and answers the phone.
PPS: My reaction to this obnoxious caller suggests that we may be entering the hormonal time. Perhaps I should have given him a heads up.
PPPS: Though when I said, through gritted teeth, "I have been doing this for five years, I know how this works," should have clued him in to quit dicking around.