OK, say what you will

Well, say what you will about OB, but you have to see these...

Some chick posts set pics from Kingdom of Heaven

Early morning activities...

OK. dork_elf and abundantlyqueer *both* posting with me this morning. What does it mean?

Prolly Dork Elf not sleeping and Abundantlyqueer getting in a little slash before work. You should go over and check out Sniper Sight. Awesome!

Dadgummit

That is the third freakin' time in as many days that I have had to assign a shortcut to produce §. Have I gotten all the computers now? *is irritated* In positive word processing news, at least with all the minions gone I can turn the codes back on in Word and other weirdos won't turn them off again. How can they STAND it?!

And hate support orders so much. I am retyping one, but I bet all the Code references are old, old, old. Will run a checklist when I get to the office. Dammit.

Maybe a typing test on an old support order not the best way to start the day...

( Avert your eyes! An excerpt from the Order. )

Argh.

And man, whoever did the original order had no clue. Homonyms, typos, weird problems with formatting. I'm sure the judge was not impressed...

Catty much?

Just saw this woman.

Longish bleached white hair. Blood red lipstick. Bluer than blue eyeshadow.

I'm sorry. She looked like a clown.

How could you spend 10 or 15 minutes doing your face like that, look in the mirror and say, yup, that's the look I was going for?!

I mean, it's one thing to not care. But she cared enough to put all that makeup on her face.

People are weird.

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dork_elf posted this back in August. I have come back to it a couple of times, suggesting that friends need to see it.

It really lifted the mood amongst the paralegals in the office today. The paralegals being me, Cellmate, and Carmen. We thought of it because Carmen had yet more penis pics in her e-mail.

So, without further ado, A Man Selecting Himself Out of the Gene Pool. Literally...

Totally not work safe. Or Husband safe. Or child safe. Hilarious.

And yes, Carmen regularly gets, from her friends, pictures of naked men with their penises doing weird things. The most recent one, apparently, actually had a guy in underwear. The joke being that his Mexican viagra had been mixed with, well, certain Mexican beans. His penis is wiggling around in the undies... *shakes head*

Camp Journal - Supplemental: The Shower

bagend1993: Hey! *realizes above insult much belatedly* How far have you read?!
almostrussell: Which insult??
bagend1993: Cathy does camp.
bagend1993: =-O
almostrussell: LOL!!! Said I couldn't resist! :-P
almostrussell: Only the first three so far. Who the hell named "Sound of Music hill"!!
bagend1993: :-)
bagend1993: It's camp. That's where the term campy comes from...
almostrussell: And Ilove the bit about Tony talking in his sleep with an unexpected accent!
bagend1993: It was so weird!
almostrussell: LOL!!!
bagend1993: Like little kids with all stright-laced proper British accents.
almostrussell: Argh!! nothing worse!
bagend1993: LOL!
bagend1993: OK, go here http://www.livejournal.com/users/muck_a_luck/223850.html
bagend1993: Still updating it, so you should hit refresh occassionally.
almostrussell: pics are brilliant! Llamas!!
bagend1993: The guy on the far right is Pete.
bagend1993: The guy in the red shirt and the woman with the spiky blond hair are the two I showered with.
bagend1993: I told you that story, didn't I.
bagend1993: ??
bagend1993: I don't think it's in the journal.
almostrussell: Showered with? I think I would have remembered that one!
bagend1993: Welllll...

It was in the first week, before campers, during the training time. Stupidly, the bathhouse near us, the girl's bathhouse, did not have hot water. I'm not sure why that matters, actually.


Anyway, was already crabby about every shower being in icy cold water on cold mountain nights in the early spring. It was still see your breath type mornings...

So I go in, all steeled for the cold shower. And THEY are in OUR bathhouse, getting ready to have shower. Dude!


Anyway, remember, 19. They are from - where? Some place N. Europe. Possibly Netherlands. And in my braindead state at the end of a long day, it didn't occur to me that, duh, they thought they would not be disturbed.

almostrussell: ah, very liberal

I just thought, eh, co-ed showers.

almostrussell: LOL!!!!!!!!!!

And damned if I was gonna run away in little American girl fright!!!


Sooooo...


Took my shower.


Looking back in 20/20 hindsight. I'm sure they thought they had the place to themselves and were HORRIFIED when I just came in and got nekkid... *snert* Serves them right!

almostrussell: LMAO!!!!

And if they were planning sex, they were in for a really rude surprise. Cause NOBODY was gonna keep it up in that cold water...