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[muck_a_luck]

Uisgich is beseiged, CK makes "helpful" suggestions
bagend1993: Good morning, you who have gone away to play with your RL friends. Hmmm. Possibly took my advice earlier. Now am jealous.
almostrussell is no longer idle at 9:15:52 AM.
almostrussell: Paul still here!! Unable to relax. Please send help so I can crowbar him out of the door!!!!
bagend1993: I *made* suggestions earlier.
bagend1993: You haven't taken them?
almostrussell: No
bagend1993: And why not?
bagend1993: I am sure they would be quite effective.
bagend1993: And if not, you still wouldn't be disappointed.
bagend1993: *snortle*
bagend1993: Your font changed.
bagend1993: Were you whispering?
almostrussell: yep
bagend1993: What funny thing were you going to tell me?
almostrussell: John said last night that it was STeve's anniversary next week
almostrussell: So I asked, anniversry of what, since I know he's divorced
almostrussell: John said it will be exactly a year since he's had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
almostrussell: Then said it was a good job they wern't sharing a tent!
almostrussell: So I said "Mmmmm, slashy!"
almostrussell: And John just rolled is eyes and pretended I hadn't said anything!
bagend1993: Ha!
bagend1993: My proposal this morning had much merit!
bagend1993: Maybe they wouldn't have left, but you might have been able to shuffle them off to bed!
bagend1993: *snert*
almostrussell: Was tempted to tell him that a good friend would help out a good friend, and takes pics for the good friend's wife!
almostrussell: Poor Steve!! He's a really nice guy, but very shy.
bagend1993: :-)
bagend1993: *pets Steve*
bagend1993: *pets you*


CK contemplates, yet again, the Fall of Troy

bagend1993: This Fall of Troy thing bugs me everytime it comes on.
bagend1993: I think he did it just to tease the slashers.
bagend1993: Stupid Viggo.
almostrussell: What fall of troy thing?
bagend1993: Track 10 on Pandemonium is called Fall of Troy.
bagend1993: It's actually a really good track.
bagend1993: A sort of frantic, spiraly guitar drum thing.
bagend1993: So who is it about? SB? OB? both?
bagend1993: Would have been written about the time of filming, one supposes.
bagend1993: Stupid Viggo.
bagend1993: Or was he just thinking about that because they were doing the project?
almostrussell: God, I'm so tired! Think I've got the stupid bug SM has had for the past two weeks
bagend1993: Because I don't buy that it is completely unrelated.
almostrussell: Nah, has to be a connection
bagend1993: Yes, I agree. Not coincidence.
bagend1993: But wouldn't disbelieve the idea of deliberate tease.
almostrussell: Why?
bagend1993: Why not?
almostrussell: Sorry, read that without the dis!!


CK makes lames jokes about Return of the King and cracks up Small Boy
bagend1993: Heh. Was cracking Small Boy up this morning.
bagend1993: He was watching the Aragorn-wakes-up-from-nightmare-all-touseled scene.
bagend1993: I said, "I love Aragorn's shirt! Hey, [Small Boy], can I have Aragorn's shirt?"
bagend1993: He thought that was pretty funny.
almostrussell: Mmmmmmm Aragorn's shirt!!!
bagend1993: Then, later, Eowyn was telling Aragorn that he could not leave on the eve of battle.
bagend1993: And I said, "Yeah! Don't be a chicken!" and started making chicken noises.
bagend1993: Small Boy was rolling.
almostrussell: v funny!!


The Wrath of CK and the Use of Coffee Tables
almostrussell: Now have coffee and stove is lit.
bagend1993: What's the temp there today?
bagend1993: The other day it was about 85 here and 54 in Inverness.
almostrussell: cold!
bagend1993: You suck.
almostrussell: See, it can be warm in Inverness, and cold here.
almostrussell: the glens each have their own wearther system
bagend1993: I did convey my outrage about the boss spreading lies about me?
almostrussell: Yep you did!!
bagend1993: OK. Because that was a very important point to make...
bagend1993: *snert*
almostrussell: Oh yes! I hid under the table
almostrussell: Which is hard, since it's a coffee table and not very high!!
bagend1993: Because?
almostrussell: Your wrath!!
bagend1993: Oh. Well, hiding under the coffee table is good, because I would never have thought to look for you there...
almostrussell: *files that away for future reference!*
bagend1993: I would have stormed into your house and been searching and searching and you would have been perfectly safe.
almostrussell: And cowering!
bagend1993: Perhaps could have taken rage out on Paul, but you sent him home.
bagend1993: Other innocent bystanders available?
almostrussell: One of the cats would have given me away "she's under here!"
bagend1993: Stupid cats.
bagend1993: Worthless things.
almostrussell: Cats not v loyal
almostrussell: give them tuna and there anyone's
bagend1993: Lana came and started meowing at 5:55. I sprayed her with water bottle. She was back at 6:00. I sprayed her again. She was back 10 minutes later.
bagend1993: I am starting to think she is playing.
almostrussell: She's persistent#
bagend1993: Gotta find some scarier punishment.
almostrussell: No!!
bagend1993: And I would have fogotten my tuna can, brain clouded with rage.
bagend1993: So no bribe for your cats.
almostrussell: Ah, well in that case, you would never have found me!
bagend1993: Nope. Would have stomped back out, admired the glen, come home.
almostrussell: Nah, [plans for the evening deleted to protect the innocent]
bagend1993: Crisis averted by [noun removed]!
bagend1993: Go us!
almostrussell: Yay!!!!!!
almostrussell: Sounds good to me! So, when are you storming in then??
bagend1993: *pouts*
almostrussell: No pouting!
bagend1993: Yes. You live in Scotland. That is far away. Pouting now. *pouts more*
almostrussell: One day ........
bagend1993: I will find you!
bagend1993: *snortle*
almostrussell: *g*


CK attempts to frighten Uisgich and fails miserably
almostrussell: Casue she dosn't know me!!
bagend1993: No one knows you.
bagend1993: Except me.
bagend1993: And possibly your cats.
bagend1993: Maybe Boromir.
almostrussell: Yes, def Boromir
almostrussell: and of course you and the cats!
bagend1993: AND she goes out to file restraining order right away and CK becomes frightening possessive stalker...
bagend1993: *snortle*
almostrussell: Oooo! My own Stalker!!
almostrussell: And I'm skipping the "Samwise the Brave" bit - We'll here him enough in the commentary!!
bagend1993: Ah. I saw all those on the website with Small Boy.
almostrussell: I saw some of them.
bagend1993: OK. In view of your reaction, I obviously am not a threatening enough stalker. Now calling up SB to come over and threaten you. After he stops by Mr. Pitt's place in London and picks him up to help.
almostrussell: Ah, now that's the kind of stalking I like! Likely to faint dead away if they both come creeping through the heather!
bagend1993: *is exasperated*
bagend1993: This is supposed to be scary stalking. Look, if you can't act more frightened, I will instruct them to bring chocolate croissants and coffee...
almostrussell: Faints dead away at the mere thought of that particular combination!!
bagend1993: Much better.
bagend1993: *ponders other types of stalking plans*
almostrussell: Thing is, if they did come creeping through the heather, they would both need to be deticked, and those things can get into some strange places!
bagend1993: Sounds like fun.
bagend1993: Kinky.


Uisgich goes for Greek and CK panics
almostrussell: Back in a few - off to see what I need to do with Greek stuf!!
almostrussell is away at 1:19:38 PM.
bagend1993: Humph.
[CK goes to party]
Auto response from almostrussell: I'm around, just not in front of the screen right now. Ping me if you want me 8-)

bagend1993: Finished my lunch before you got back from Greek dinner.
bagend1993: And now I always think of Sharpe.
bagend1993: And now going back to party in search of cake.
[Time elapses]
bagend1993: Heh. Cake and cookie.

Auto response from almostrussell: I'm around, just not in front of the screen right now. Ping me if you want me 8-)

bagend1993: Soon entering diabetic coma.
bagend1993: My God, this stuff is good.
bagend1993: OK, I don't usually do this, but this could be chocolate orgasm time...
bagend1993: Light, smooth, creamy.
bagend1993: Hmmm.
bagend1993: You suck.
[More time elapses]
bagend1993: Having strange urge to announce my writing to the office.

Auto response from almostrussell: I'm around, just not in front of the screen right now. Ping me if you want me 8-)

bagend1993: That is not feedback whore.
bagend1993: I wonder who it is?
bagend1993: My inner masochist, I suppose.
bagend1993: Well, not doing it, anyway.
bagend1993: OK, sending search party consisting of Antonio Banderas and Orlando Bloom to raid your kitchen.
[More time elapses]
bagend1993: If Antonio and Orlando don't come back soon am going to have to resort to more drastic measures.
bagend1993: Possibly involving Rangers of the North.

[More time elapases]

Auto response from almostrussell: I'm around, just not in front of the screen right now. Ping me if you want me 8-)

bagend1993: Man, I'm sending in the Chosen Men.
almostrussell returned at 2:57:16 PM.
almostrussell: Okay!!!! Send the Chosen men!! Well, chosen man, actually!!
bagend1993: Hogan: See here, Richard. This Lavender woman is very important to our projects. I need her back tomorrow morning.
bagend1993: Off you go.
almostrussell: Wheeeee! Sharpe is coming for me!!
almostrussell: And that means we have a night to ourselves!
bagend1993: Hogan's thoughts exactly. Might as well not ask Richard to go against his basic personality...
bagend1993: Asking him to get you there earlier would just create stress and trouble.
almostrussell: ROFLMAO!!
bagend1993: And Hogan doesn't even *know* you.
bagend1993: Oh. I guess in context maybe he does...
almostrussell: I missed the AB and OB search party! How could I do that!!
bagend1993: Maybe they are pretty but dumb?
almostrussell: Very possible
bagend1993: Heh. They look like bloodtypes...
bagend1993: *snortle*
almostrussell: LOL!!!!
[More time elapses as CK disappears to who-knows-where]
almostrussell: Lalalalala
bagend1993: Hogan: She may be in the company of an American spy. If you could manage to bring her in, too...
almostrussell: Wishful thinking on your part!!
bagend1993: Yes, I am much too wiley for Mr. Sharpe.
bagend1993: *snortle*


CK does not link
bagend1993: Rohith on.
bagend1993: Not.
bagend1993: Linking.
bagend1993: Hold me back.
bagend1993: *snortle*
almostrussell: You have no idea how like Phoebe I can be!!
almostrussell: Not linking him to what??
bagend1993: Slash.
almostrussell: You can't!!!!
bagend1993: Am going to give up on these damned lists soon. Are they labeled V/O now?!
bagend1993: Of course I can't.
bagend1993: That would be terrible.
bagend1993: Did you read up to where I was talking to myself earlier?
almostrussell: But you are SOOOO tempted!!
almostrussell: Yep
bagend1993: Yes, he has to go around with that username.
bagend1993: Stupid username.
bagend1993: Gonna get me in trouble.
almostrussell: LOL!!

almostrussell: You woring late?
almostrussell: working!! I meant working!!!!!
bagend1993: Either way, you can't spell.
bagend1993: *snortle*
bagend1993: Nope, just getting ready to go.