Plumbing

You know, Universe, I really appreciate the human body's ability to puke and s&%* out whatever is attacking it. Thank you for that. But why the HELL would a perfectly good and functional toilet suddenly develop the inability to stop flushing in the middle of this wonderful natural cleanse? Was that really necessary? Because plumbing problems are so lovely on their own and even nicer when you can't control your bowels.

Fever

Have had a fever a lot of the day. Also, I do not like chicken soup, but it has been staying down.