It's warm out

Meanwhile, in Hell:



* HEAT INDICES...AROUND 105 THIS AFTERNOON. AROUND 110 SATURDAY
AFTERNOON.

* MAXIMUM TEMPERATURES...AROUND 100 THIS AFTERNOON. 100 TO 105
SATURDAY AFTERNOON.


Nice.

All my friends in Texas and the desert Southwest are unimpressed.

UPSATE: Ooooo! Code Red Air Quality tomorrow!

A Code Red air quality alert has been issued for Saturday, July 7 by the Metropolitan Washington Council of Governments. Code Red means air quality is unhealthy for everyone.

Also, I have a sore throat

Dear Cold Virus:

I realize it is cooler inside me than outside these days, but shouldn't you be summering in the Southern Hemisphere somewhere?

Kind regards, CK