Bitchy much?
Jun. 10th, 2010 12:32 pmOK. You all know I'm not really like this.
The woman in the next office needed to reconsider her outfit this morning.
Clingy, spandex sparkle top, sleeveless.
Three tier black ruffle skirt that came higher than mid-thigh.
Five-inch heels, WITH STRAPS around the ankle.
The whole outfit said, "Fuck me in an alley." I think it was possibly the height of the heel, the strap on the ankle, and the distance between ground and hem of skirt. Longer skirt. Flatter shoe. No ankle strap. Sleeves on the top. Choice of top that was not sparkle-spandex. Any of these things might have fixed the outfit.
Honestly, I came around the corner and saw her from behind walking into her office and the word "whore" popped into my head before I could stop it.
Seriously. Look in the mirror before you leave for the office, people, if there's a chance you are going to put together a streetwalker's costume from your wardrobe selections.
Sorry. Was that too bitchy?
:D
The woman in the next office needed to reconsider her outfit this morning.
Clingy, spandex sparkle top, sleeveless.
Three tier black ruffle skirt that came higher than mid-thigh.
Five-inch heels, WITH STRAPS around the ankle.
The whole outfit said, "Fuck me in an alley." I think it was possibly the height of the heel, the strap on the ankle, and the distance between ground and hem of skirt. Longer skirt. Flatter shoe. No ankle strap. Sleeves on the top. Choice of top that was not sparkle-spandex. Any of these things might have fixed the outfit.
Honestly, I came around the corner and saw her from behind walking into her office and the word "whore" popped into my head before I could stop it.
Seriously. Look in the mirror before you leave for the office, people, if there's a chance you are going to put together a streetwalker's costume from your wardrobe selections.
Sorry. Was that too bitchy?
:D