Get off my lawn moment

[muck_a_luck]

I fucking hate texting.

I mean, it's OK when my mom does it. That's cool. Or my brother.

But these stupid Craigslist people. I give you my number so you can CALL ME IF THERE IS A PROBLEM. Not so you can send me texts. I don't want to fumble with the keyboard to reply to your dumb-assed remark that you are two miles away. I don't want to respond to your text that you are standing at the front door waiting for me to come down and let you in. Texting for those purposes is RETARDED.

In my opinion.

I think this is actually my first, true, GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU ASSHOLE KIDS moment.

*sigh*

Comments

[emeraldsword]

I have been known to text people to say I'm outside their door....this is either because I'm not quite sure I've got the right house or because their bell doesn't work.

Perhaps just don't reply?