That went a weird place in my head

This little thread started at Bean_Daily and it has taken me to a weird place.

Yup. Sean could whisk in to save the day and I could set him to work at the photocopier. Ha! Or even before that, make him cut out the little Bates number stickers and number the pages...

Dear Mr. Bean,

I'm sorry. My brain has turned you into the perfect office slave. Do you have any availability this summer? I'll be needing a clerk.

Kind regards,
CK
Paralegal
Law Offices of ODL

OMG! I am crying now... I think I have to go wash some dishes and recover my composure. Heh. Maybe I can send him down to the dumpster with the trash and I won't have to go out in the snow...

*bangs head on desk*

Random Lyric Spam

Change your mind.
You can change your mind.
I'd be glad to let you, even if you walk away.
-Camper van Beethoven, "Change Your Mind"

Can't go left in General Pinochet's Cadillac.
-Campter van Beethoven, "Joe Stalin's Cadillac"

Er

Having an attack of random cravings. Brownies. Calamari. Stickies, OMG! Bacon pizza. Mmmm, chicken enchiladas. We are going to blame this on the fact that I have been cold all day. No one is going to utter the p-word.

UPDATE: *drools* OMG! Mrs. Fields catalog! This is not helping.

Food!porn for a girl on 1800 or less a day. *sulks*

Some grateful client needs to send us a gift crate. *drools more*

In case you want to perv, too. www.mrsfields.com

CF

Just got my first really good look at Colin Farrell (or however you spell it), or Scrubs, and suddenly, I get it.

Whoa!